Once upon a time there was a tiger, he lived in London in a small house,(elbec sell quality sheds click here!) he had moved there around 5 years ago from the jungle to try and achieve his dream of becoming a weather presenter. Being a tiger, the tiger did not have much luck with this.
“You’re too scary!” they said to the tiger at the BBC.
“Your claws will break the microphone” they said to the tiger at ITV
“You do know you’re a tiger?” they said to the tiger at Sky.
One day the tiger woke up he wondered over to the window and flung open the curtains. To the tiger’s amazement his shed had been vandalised, the tigers shed doors were ripped off and the tigers shed windows were broken.
“Oh no!” roared the tiger
“I’m going to have to go and buy another shed”
So the tiger set off down to the shops to buy a new shed, he wasn’t sure what she he wanted yet.
“I wonder whether they’ll sell a shed to a tiger!” the tiger though to himself
“If I can’t get a job as a weather tiger what’s the chance of them selling a shed to a tiger?”
He went to the shed shop anyway, a group of children ran away screaming as the tiger entered the shop through the automatic doors.
“I’m only a tiger trying to buy a shed” the tiger shouted after them in a sad tone.
“What’s wrong with a tiger buying a shed?”
The tiger tried to not get upset by the obvious stir he was creating by being in the shed shop, he spent several minutes looking at the overlap sheds.
“These are not the right kind of shed for a tiger” he thought.
“I need to have a shed that has tongue and groove cladding so when I’m roaring in my shed the neighbours don’t complain”
So the tiger went over to the tongue and groove shed section, he spent a few minutes browsing the various styles. It was then out of the corner of the tiger’s eye he spotted something that he liked. A Shire platinum tongue and groove garden shed, this not only had tongue and groove walls but also tongue and groove roof and floor.
“This is the perfect shed for a tiger!” the tiger thought.
“I am going to buy it right now”
So the tiger picked up the shed (he is a tiger remember so he can lift a shed) and took it over to the till.
“Just this please” said the tiger
“My goodness” Screamed the till lady
“Yes I know I’m tiger, I can’t buy sheds” Whimpered the tiger
“No don’t be ridiculous! You’re our 1 millionth customer, that means you win our shed world prize!” She Spluttered
“Wow!” said the tiger
“That’s the best news ever, but what is the prize?”
“Oh dear, you probably won’t be interested in this prize” said the till lady
“You’ve won a day at ITV studios presenting the weather, I better give it to this next person”
“Whhhaaatt!?” roared the tiger
“That’s my dream! Finally I can be a weather presenter!”
So it all ended happily ever after for the tiger, he got his shed, he became a weather presenter and he did all this without any opposable thumbs! The Tiger was really pleased with his new shed, it was just the kind of shed the tiger wanted. The tiger couldn’t wait until he bought another shed if this is the luck the tiger got!
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