August09

Ted the Shed - Part 2

Ted the shed’s owners gasped in shock as they surveyed the damage done by the gang. The shed door was hanging off, the side panels all charred and depleted, and some valuable contents were missing from inside.
“I think we need a new shed dear” commented the man to his distraught wife. “I was searching the internet he other day and a company called Elbec Garden Buildings have sheds on offer at the moment.”
I’m going to be replaced, Ted thought to himself. He dared not think about what may happen to him. Would he be burnt down to ashes? Would he be sent to see out his days in a scrap yard left to rot? Perhaps he would be dismantled and have his panels used for something else?
“Surely it would be cheaper to just replace the burnt panels though? It can’t be that tricky. The door just needs to be re-hinged too, easy” responded his wife.
“Hmm maybe you have point, let’s take the rest of the things in the shed into the house and get back to bed. We’ll think about it tomorrow” he replied.
Ted smiled as he realised he might be saved after all. Gary the gate and Fiona the fence were both still in shock from the nights events, but were comforted a little bit by the fact Ted the shed may be fixed.
The morning came around and Ted, still extremely damaged from the night before, nervously and expectantly waited for the owners to come outside and make their decision. Lunchtime, then afternoon passed and still the owners were nowhere to be seen. Then, at about 5pm, Gary shouted out excitedly “hey Ted, they’re coming now!”. A few seconds later the owners came into the garden through the back gate and Ted the shed beamed a smile from corner to corner. Underneath their arms were brand new shed panels!
Just a couple of short hours later, Ted’s burnt panels had been replaced and he was as good as new!

 

Unfortunately thats all for now, but ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, make sure to read in next time when Ted moves house! (or garden, rather)

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